Yosi

Posted in Uncategorized on Hunyo 29, 2008 by Duday

May nagtanong saking isang kaibigan. Ang sabi “bakit kaya ang dami taong naadik sa yosi kahit na may sakit na sila hindi pa rin mapigilan?” ang sagot ko, “kaya nga adik sa yosi di ba, kasi adik, kapag adik hindi na mapigilan, kumbaga kasali na sa pangaraw araw na gawain. Para bng bisyo.”

Marami na rin sa kabataan ngayon ang nahuhumaling sa yosi. Bakit kaya? Siguro dahil masarap ang lasa. or para ipakita sa mga taong nakakakita sa kanya na marunong na siya magyosi. Kasi ang nasa isip nila, “kapag nagyoyosi ka, astig ka”, hahaha! or siguro kasi nacucurious sila kung anong pakiramdam kapag nagyoyosi. Kung anong lasa. Kung paano gawin yung mga style ng paglabas ng usok. Yung may mga hugis na heart, circle at spring ba. Or siguro trip lang nilang gawing tambutso ng sasakyan ang bunganga nila.

Kung ako ang pipiliin, mas gusto ko pa ang uminom ng alak kaysa manigarilyo, kasi mas marami ang makukuha mong sakit sa yosi, samantalang sa paginom ng alak kaunti lng. Pati may good effects ang alak, samantalang ang yosi wala. Oh sige, meron, pero isa lang. May nabasa ako habang nagsusurf sa net, ang sabi ay ang yosi daw ay nakakatulong para bumaba agad ay pagkain na iyong nakain at upang mailabas agad ito sa katawan. Pero di ibig sabihin nun na maganda ng magyosi lagi. Dahil ayon sa isang
pahayagan,(na hindi ko na maalala kung anong ngalan) na ang katumbas ng paghithit mo sa isang stick ng yosi ay ang 5minutes ng iyong buhay.

Kung ako ang naging presidente ng Pilipinas, ipagbabawal ko ang pagyoyosi. Kung sinong mahuli na nagyoyosi ay pagmumultahin ng 1000pesos. Pati nakakadagdag sa global warning ang usok mula sa yosi. Ang yosi naman kasi ay parang isang kending lang kung bilhin sa mga tindahan ng kahit sinuman. Dapat hindi pinagbebentahan ng mga tindero’t tindera ang mga batang bumibili ng yosi kahit na inutusan lang daw sila ng kanilang magulang. Kasi nagkalat na sa bansa natin ang mga batang naninigarilyo sa kalye at iba pang lugar. Nakakaawang tingnan na ang yosi ang ginagamit nila upang maalis ang kanilang gutom. Imbes na makita mo silang naglalaro, ay nakikita mo silang hithitbuga sa kanilang yosi. Pano na kaya future kung ipagpapatuloy ang gawaing ito? Pano na ang mundo? Hihintayin na lang ba nating masira muna ang mundo, bago tumigil? Kailangan ba munang hintaying may mangyaring hindi kanais nais bago itigil ang gawaing ito?

Sana hanggat maaga pa, itigil na ang paninigarilyo.

BAck 2 SchOoL

Posted in Uncategorized on Mayo 26, 2008 by Duday

“OHEMGEE!!”

Hindi ko alam kung matutuwa ako or malulungkot dahil malapit na ang pasukan:):( natutuwa ako dahil magkikitakita na naman kami ng mga kaibigan ko at mga clasm8 ko at mga teachers ko at syempre ang crush ko:) pero nalulungkot ako dahil sa limang kadahilanan….

Ito ang mga sumusunod:

1* Mamimis ko ang pagtulog ko ng mahimbing, yung tipong hindi na ko magigising mula sa aking panaginip. Lalo na kapag kasama ko sa aking panaginip yung Prince Charming ko:) hmmmm… Hindi na ko magigising ng maliwanag na ang buong kwarto dahil sumikat na ang araw, pero ngayong malapit na matapos ang aking kaligayahan, magigising na lang ko ng
hindi pa sumisikat ang araw at pipilitin kong maligo ng malamig na tubig (yung tipong magiging yelo ang parte ng katawan mo kung san napatakan ng water) sa aming tuyong bathroom (meaning ako ang unang gagamit ng BR).

2* Mawawalan na ko ng lakas ng loob na magbuhos ng tubig sa aking katawan ng biglaan ng hindi alintana ang lamig ng tubig. (ang mga paliwanag ay nabanggit na sa naunang dahilan. ang gulo noh! ) hehe:P intindihin mo na lang, tutal nakikibasa ka lang naman eh (joke!3X) :D

3* Magiging SUPER DUPER BUSY ako, IM SURE! at ayoko mangyari iyon. Ayokong magtatambakan ang aking mga homeworks, projects, etc… Mawawalan na ko ng time para mabasa ang paboritong kong books (OHHH! Wag naman sana! Diyos ko po, wag niyo pong pahihintulutang mangyari yun dahil alam na alam niyo naman pong lab na lab ko ang pagbabasa. Wag niyo po sanang ipagkait iyon sa akin:( huhu! )

4* Maistress na naman ako :( kapag naiistress ako, nagkakazits ako.. sana wag dumami yung zits ko:( ang kinis kinis na ng face ko eh, wag naman sanang magaspangin pa.

5* Gagraduate na ko sa higschool next year. Siguro iniisip niyo, Ang weird naman! bakit kaya ayaw pa ni Duday grumaduate? hmmm… Ayoko ko pa grumaduate kasi natatakot ako, hindi ko pa sure yung kursong kukuhain ko. Kung Destistry or Dermatology?.. hmm… hindi ko rin alam kung makakapasa ko sa entrance exam sa Unibersidad na gusto ko:(

How i wish na kinder palang ako ngayon:D mas masaya siguro.. hehe..:D

Anak

Posted in PiNoY JoKeS on Mayo 15, 2008 by Duday

may tatlong magkakaibigan, lahat may asawa

pare1: ‘yung asawa ko, buntis, ang hilig manood nung Lord of the Rings: Twin Towers. pagkapanganak, kambal.
pare2: ung asawa ko naman, buntis din, ang hilig manood ng Three Musketeers, nanganak, triplets.

si pare3 ang lungkot lungkot, tinanong nila kung bakit

pare1: bakit ang lungkot mo pare???

pare3: ung asawa ko buntis, ang hilig manood ng 300….

tawa naman jan…..

Philippines in the Eye of a Korean

Posted in Uncategorized on Mayo 15, 2008 by Duday

As you know, we have plenty of Koreans currently studying in the Philippines to take advantage of our cheap tuition fees and learn English at the same time. This is an essay written by a Korean student i want to share with you. (Never mind the grammar, it’s the CONTENT that counts.) Maybe it is timely to think about this in the midst of all the confusion at present.

MY SHORT ESSAY ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES
Jaeyoun Kim

Filipinos always complain about the corruption in
the Philippines . Do you really think the corruption
is the problem of the Philippines ? I do not
think so. I strongly believe that the problem is
the lack of love for the Philippines .

Let me first talk about my country, Korea .
It might help you understand my point.
After the Korean War, South Korea was one
of the poorest countries in the world. Koreans
had to start from scratch because entire country was
destroyed after the Korean War, and we had no
natural resources.

Koreans used to talk about the Philippines , for
Filipinos were very rich in Asia . We envy Filipinos.
Koreans really wanted to be well off like
Filipinos. Many Koreans died of famine.
My father & brother also died because of famine.
Korean government was very corrupt and is still very
corrupt beyond your imagination, but Korea was
able to develop dramatically because Koreans really
did their best for the common good with their heart
burning with patriotism.

Koreans did not work just for themselves but also
for their neighborhood and country. Education inspired
young men with the spirit of patriotism.

40 years ago, President Park took over the
government to reform Korea . He tried to borrow money
from other countries, but it was not possible to get a
loan and attract a foreign investment because the
economic situation of South Korea was so bad. Korea had
only three factories. So, President Park sent many mine
workers and nurses to Germany so that
they could send money to Korea to build a factory.
They had to go through horrible experience.

In 1964, President Park visited Germany to borrow
money. Hundred of Koreans in Germany came to the
airport to welcome him and cried there as they saw
the President Park . They asked to him, “President,
when can we be well off?” That was the only question
everyone asked to him. President Park cried with
them and promised them that Korea would be well
off if everyone works hard for Korea , and the President
of Germany got the strong impression on them
and lent money to Korea . So, President Park was
able to build many factories in Korea . He always
asked Koreans to love their country from their heart.

Many Korean scientists and engineers in the USA
came back to Korea to help developing country
because they wanted their country to be well off.
Though they received very small salary, they did their
best for Korea . They always hoped that their children
would live in well off country.

My parents always brought me to the places where
poor and physically handicapped people live. They
wanted me to understand their life and help them..
I also worked for Catholic Church when I was in the army..
The only thing I learned from Catholic Church was that we
have to love our neighborhood. And, I have loved my
neighborhood. Have you cried for the
Philippines ? I have cried for my country several
times. I also cried for the Philippines because of so many
poor people. I have been to the New Bilibid
prison. What made me sad in the prison were the
prisoners who do not have any love for their country.
They go to mass and work for Church. They pray
everyday.

However, they do not love the Philippines . I
talked to two prisoners at the maximum-security compound,
and both of them said that they would leave the
Philippines right after they are released from the
prison. They said that they would start a new life in other
countries and never come back to the Philippines .

Many Koreans have a great love for Korea so that
we were able to share our wealth with our neighborhood.
The owners of factory and company were distributed their
profit to their employees fairly so that employees could
buy what they needed and saved money for the
future and their children.

When I was in Korea , I had a very strong faith and
wanted to be a priest. However, when I came to the Philippines ,
I completely lost my faith.
I was very confused when I saw many unbelievable
situations in the Philippines . Street kids always make me sad,
and I see them everyday. The Philippines is the only Catholic
country in Asia , but there are too many poor people here.
People go to church every Sunday to pray, but nothing has
been changed.

My parents came to the Philippines last week and
saw this situation. They told me that Korea was much poorer
than the present Philippines when they
were young. They are so sorry that there are so
many beggars and street kids. When we went to Pagsanjan,
I forced my parents to take a boat because
it would fun. However, they were not happy after
taking a boat. They said that they would not take the boat
again because they were sympathized the
boatmen, for the boatmen were very poor and had a
small frame. Most of people just took a boat and enjoyed it.
But, my parents did not enjoy it because of love
for them.

My mother who has been working for Catholic Church
since I was very young told me that if we just go to
mass without changing ourselves, we are not
Catholic indeed. Faith should come with action.
She added that I have to love Filipinos and do good things
for them because all of us are same and have received a great
love from God. I want Filipinos to love their
neighborhood and country as much as they love God
so that the Philippines will be well off.

I am sure that love is the keyword, which Filipinos
should remember. We cannot change the sinful structure at once.
It should start from person. Love must start in everybody,
in a s mall scale and have to grow. A lot of
things happen if we open up to love. Let’s put away
our prejudices and look at our worries with our new eyes.

I discover that every person is worthy to be
loved. Trust in love, because it makes changes possible.
Love changes you and me. It changes people, contexts and
relationships. It changes the world. Please love your
neighborhood and country.

Jesus Christ said that whatever we do to others we
do to Him. In the Philippines , there is God for people who
are abused and abandoned. There is God who is crying for love.
If you have a child, teach them how to love the Philippines .
Teach them why they have to love their neighborhood and country.
You already know that God also will be very happy if you love others.

That’s all I really want to ask you Filipinos.

(FOR THE LOVE OF OUR COUNTRY PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE)

Ghost in Youtube

Posted in Kakilakilabot on Mayo 14, 2008 by Duday

“WOOOOOAAAHH!!”

Ito lang ang aking naisigaw matapos kong mapanuod ang isang video sa youtube.

Eh kasi naman yung kapatid ko, pinapanuod ba naman ako ng video sa youtube- yung multo. Ang masaklap dun, hindi ko alam na ghost video pala yun:( wawa naman ako.  May batang babae kasi dun sa video tapos habang nagsusuklay siya tinawag siya ng tatay niya na may nakatuktok na videocam sa kanya. Tapos humarap siya sa tatay niya. Pagharap niya sa tatay niya nagulat ako dahil yung image dun sa mirror na likod ng bata eh biglang humarap at tumingin sa bata. Waaa! Grabe! (sino ba namang hindi matatakot dun noh!) Nagtatakbo ako palabas sa kwarto papunta sa sala na parang nakawalang anak ni King kong. Nako! baka hindi ako makapaghilamos sa C.R. namin:(. Eh kasi naman ang loob ng C.R. namin puro salamin. Gusto yata ng nanay kong magpatayo ng parlor sa loob ng C.R. namin eh.

Pero sabi naman ng Kuya ko eh hindi naman daw totoo yun, dahil inedit lng daw dun sa computer. Tingnan mo nga naman napakahigh-tech na talaga ang panahon ngayon, pati ang multo eh nagagawa na ng mga tao. Pano pa kaya sa future? Ano na kaya ang magagawa ng tao? Sana may mga wizard school na :D papasok ako dun kung sakali:D hehe..